Lulzism Basics #2

A bit of an expansion on the basic principles of Lulzism, and then some clarification.

Because Lulzism is a religion, it must have an idea of what happens after you die. When a person dies (a cog shatters), the pieces of their cog (the essence of their soul, essentially) drop down into a vast and fiery bucket of molten metal. Many would see this as a hell, but it is not so; at this point, you no longer have consciousness and the being that was "you" no longer exists.

The pieces of the cog dissolve into the greater body of metal. From this vat, the Pranker draws forth varying amounts of metal and casts new cogs to further the grand joke that is life.

For clarification:

The logic of Lulzism is very easy to follow. Life is ridiculous --> Life is a joke --> Jokes have a designer --> This joke must have a designer --> We should be thankful to this designer because he gives us all life --> The only way that we can really thank him is by driving the joke (the machine, or life) with humor. This is divine knowledge imparted to me at 4:30 in the morning while listening to Starfucker's "Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second", and so must be true. All other principles of Lulzism stem from thought on how best to drive the joke.

Lulzism easily explains the beginnings of the universe: the Pranker made it. This begs the question of the origins of the universe of the Pranker, henceforth referred to as the "Haluda Honda" (translated: land of good). The answer cannot be determined, as we cannot observe this universe and therefore have no evidence for any conclusions.

The end of the world will come when the great joke terminates. This shall be known as the "Finis Iocus", or the End of the Joke. We really don't know what will happen then, but hopefully we won't just cease to exist. So why do we seek to perpetuate the joke? Because we don't want to be f*cking assholes. An omnipotent (at least in this universe) being creates you, and you repay him by ignoring his obvious wishes? Not chill at all.

Hopefully your concerns have been allayed. For further questioning, comment or email me @ Happydane500@yahoo.com.

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